Life with A Millie

This girl is fun.

Everything she does is just smart and hilarious. She's still quite reserved around new people, but at home she's a real Millie monster.
Here are some of her fun little sayings and quirks (some are from a few months ago).

"I piece of drink"- when she wants something to drink

Inappropriate conversations:

• Dan to Carlie: ...you're an effing liar...(being silly about something) Amelia: mommy? You're an effing liar???? (With her eyebrows raised)
• Talking about going to an indoor track meet and cheering on one of my athletes, Loghan who we've also seen play volleyball:

C: are you going to cheer at the track meet for Loghan?

A: Yeah! Lo Gogan!..... Loghan has balls!!

(Dan and I burst into tears of laughter...we realized she was thinking of a VB game we went to this fall)

A: .....Loghan has BIG BALLS!!!

Holidays:

• Halloween:

C: do you remember what tonight is?

A:Christmas?

C: noo....

A: (obviously thinking real hard)....get a piece of candy!!! (With an air fist pump)

• Christmas:
  

"Santa is coming! He's coming out of the iPhone!!!!"

Amelia told me that Grandpa is bringing all of her Christmas presents, not Santa.

Valentines:

A: I want more colors (talking about some new play dough)

C: we don't have anymore colors.

A: please Santa, I want some more colooorrrrrssss puh-leeeeeeze!!!

She loves being a big sister. Here she decided to help Henry get some puffs. Some meaning, the whole container.
Other Amelia + Henry funnies:

• Before Henry started eating solids she would always say, "only milk Henry!!!" If he even looked at her while eating. For example, one time we were eating s'mores ice cream sandwiches, I'm holding Henry and then she says "only milk Henry!"
• Climbing the ladder at the park: "watch Henry!"
• Playing with toys at home: "Henry watcha doin??...just playin'?!"
• Henry is crying after his nap: "I check on Henry!" (Runs upstairs)
• Very early one morning: Amelia: (pats Henry's hand, looks at me) "he's a sweetie boy"
• A: Ah- Henry's crying! C: I know but maybe he will go back to sleep?! A: no (very matter of fact). He's done. He is done sleeping.

On being bossy:

• "Mom drive SLOOOWLY. "
  
• "Mom, drive fast, k???"
  
• Amelia before bed EVERY night: "wrap me like a present!" (Dan wraps her up in her blankey boo and carries her to bed)
• Me: keep eating all of your dinner. Amelia: stop being bossy!

• I walk through the door from work: A: where you been? Where you come from?

On being random and/or indifferent:

• C: do you want to go to a party tomorrow? A: I want mushroom and pretzels and cheese for my birthday party!
• (While giving Amelia a talk about going to bed soon) D: don't sass mom A: I wake up and go potty yesterday! (Totally unrelated) C: ok...
• C: Did you get to jump on the trampoline? A: yeah....it's lame, whatever!!!
• A: can't I have some water? C: only a little bit before bed time A: ugh....that's lame.
• A: Dad is awake? C: Yes A: I poop. C: Ok.... A:I poop on you.
• "I have my brush, my hair dryer, my scissors and my nakeubb (make up)"
• "I'm calm!!!....I'm over the edge....(in sing song voice)"
• "...myself with honor and dignity...." Singing a song.
• After discussing how mommy accidentally scraped Amelia's chin and she got a band aide, "yeah, but band aides don't make it feel better mom"
• Dan and I talking about his mouth being numb from medicine: Amelia: what's that mean??!? I don't have numb. I only have peanut butter and jelly.
• Me: "Hey Amelia, I'm going to stay home with you tomorrow!! (I'm sick)" Amelia: " I don't even care about it..."

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